I assure you that I did not set up this picture. I don’t rule out that Ella staged it herself, though. Bitter that she didn’t get the role of Cottonelle puppy, perhaps she’s trying to create opportunities for upcoming Nike Shox ad campaigns. I wouldn’t put it past her. I think all of the attention she gets on our walks is really going to her head. And I only feed into her ego further by constantly filming and taking pictures of her. I know she’d love nothing more than to be adored by millions.
Anyway, regardless of the underlying intentions, it’s clear that she is having some sweet, sweet dreams about my sneaks…
“…mmmmm…the smell of that leather…”
“I can just taste those crisp white laces…”
“Momma, don’t wake me up. I’m in the middle of a really good dream here and I’m not finished yet.”
“Now, where was I? Oh yes…mmmmm those laces…”
“And there’s nothing better than licking the bottom of those soles…oooh, except for when I sink my teeth into the tongue and thrash it back and forth like a rag doll…oh somebody pinch me this is too good to be true…”
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